the bullets i've dodged

January 27, 2019

in no particular order…


10. having to watch the fucking superbowl

9. your antipathy for making reservations because it’s “too big of a commitment”

8. dating someone who’s married to their job

7. your fondness for conspiracy theories

6. being forced to eat sweetgreen on the regular

5. touch that made my skin crawl

4. libertarianism

3. a long distance relationship

2. meeting a parade of friends and roommates

1. being with someone who doesn’t treasure me

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